Purist

Brewery and Country of Origin: Spaten-Franziskaner-Brau GmbH of Mars Strasse 46-48, Munchen, 80335, Germany
Date Reviewed: 12-29-14
If we were to poll everyone who read this on whether they traveled somewhere for the holidays this year or not, we'd be willing to bet that almost a third of you would say, "Yes, I dealt with the comorbidities of living away from family by driving hundreds of miles, or buying an expensive plane ticket back home." According to AAA, almost 100 million of us Americans hit the roads/rails/runways this holiday season for various... well, holiday related travel. And with more people crowding the on-ramps, cabins, and aisles, tempers invariably rise. In today's ultra-sensitive, politically correctness dictated society, that means more planes being diverted or held up because one irate passenger was wished a "Merry Christmas" instead of a "Happy Holiday." This means that every time you go to a store, airport, or station, you have to be extra careful about what you say, otherwise, you'll end up on the lighter side of the news, or at least that's what it should be. Still, as much as it is important to not only be tolerant, but also accepting of other people's beliefs and religious observances, all of this PC driven ambiguity is putting a massive damper on the holidays themselves. Calling the massive (usually Canadian or Norwegian) evergreen plopped outside of 30 Rockefeller Center in New York City a "Holiday Tree" gives people the excuse not to display an equally prominent Menorah or Kinara (yes, Kwanzaa is still going on). But let us all face reality for once. It is a Christmas tree. No other holiday season celebration helps to festoon the abode with a fresh cut pine tree decorated with glass bulbs, intricate ornaments, angels, stars, garland, tinsel, candy canes, or strings of lights. Sure, the intent is where it should be. Make sure no one feels left out, and all holidays are fairly represented. But the use of the misnomer "holiday tree" just doesn't make sense. If we were the office of Mayor de Blasio, and Rockefeller Center was a public entity, then we would make sure that all three major celebrations were represented. A sane person wouldn't put up a giant Menorah in a town square and call it a "holiday candelabra." So stop calling a Christmas Tree what it isn't, and instead "incite war" and "spark controversy" by making sure that Jewish, Muslim, and other religious populations are represented fairly. You don't need a 800 foot Muslim Star and Crescent, or a nativity the size of Mt. Rushmore. And we don't need Black Friday to turn into "Black November" either. If it is done in good taste, keeping things simple and traditional may sometimes be the best way to go about it. At least that's what this Weissbier from Franziskaner teaches us. Sometimes beer needs to do away with the infusion of deliberate spices, gratuitous exotic sounding ingredients, and useless labels like "Platinum," "Fortune," "Sapphire," or "Black Crown." Stop ruining the holidays for us rational, accepting folks. The last thing we need is to be held from seeing our families and friends because some overly sensitive martyr for the PC police gets upset at a flight attendant. Well, perhaps the second to last thing behind crap beer with a catchy name.
Date Sampled: 10-24-14 At: Puffin's Wilderness Refuge, Stab City, Blackthorne Resort, 348 Sunside Road, East Durham, NY, USA
Beer Style: Hefeweizen
Alcohol by Volume: 5.00%
Serving Type: 16.9 oz Bottle, 16 oz Tumbler Glass
Rating: 3.79